Before
You do the Walk ... Do the Math!:
Congress
cares about giving us a prescription drug benefit ... as long as they don't have
to actually pass a bill that enables it.
Sonya's Dead End
Health & Unhappiness
And he
that will this health deny,
Down among the dead men let him lie.
John Dyer, Toast:
Here's a Health to the King 1714
Before
You do the Walk ... Do the Math!:
Congress
cares about giving us a prescription drug benefit ... as long as they don't have
to actually pass a bill that enables it.
Forget oysters and
powdered rhino horn*: Science has come up [if you'll excuse the
expression] with a new answer to every man's fantasy.
Whatever Happened to
... What Whazit?*:
Oh, right, that old issue. It's 'healthcare',
stupid!
Take Two Aspirin
... Loosen the Thumb Screws*:
The only problem with a surgical experience is that it must be performed in a hospital.
A Moving
Experience*: Unexpected ramifications of moving into a new
home.
The Thigh Bone's
Connected to the Hangnail*: It's 'the greatest health system in the world' ... for the elected officials
whose insurance coverage actually allows them to take advantage of it.
Light Up My Life
... Please!*: Being
environmentally, socially and healthfully correct ranks right up there with the wearing of
hair shirts and other sadistic rites.
Off
With Their Heads!*: A nifty curtailment of ill-advised attempts to cure patients of anything that ails them.
*Originally published in the OTHER paper, Eugene, Oregon
©sonya hammond, 2008